Dear Diary – Weirdo!

Dear Diary,

cell phoneWhat a rough, weird and interesting week! I’ll skip the rough and interesting and go right to the weird. I met a guy. Nothing weird about that, right? So how come in our first conversation he asked for my number so that he can “flash me” so I can call him back? This was right after he implied that I was fat (gasp!) Still need to be convinced diary? How about this? By the next conversation – and by next I mean second – he referred to me as his girlfriend and insisted on it! Ohhhh dear diary but there’s more. By our third conversation he insisted on referring to me as his wife! WHAAAAAA??? Is he crazy?

Ok, I know what you’re thinking: he was probably joking…nothing serious…meant no harm…don’t take these things too seriously…blah blah blah. I admit that maybe I was getting abit too serious about it but still; don’t you think it’s a tad much to be talking like that to someone he barely knows? We haven’t even been on a first date for goodness sakes! Well, I knew it’d take some convincing for you to see this my way so here’s the last straw for me.

During our last conversation, he actually said – OUT LOUD – “oohhhh, you sound horny!” Dear diary, are your eyes bulging out of their sockets yet? Did you just throw up a little in your mouth? Feel any disgust? Well, I did! That was the last straw, especially after he repeated himself twice. Dear Diary, I’m done with this weirdo. Count me out! Next!

I’ve a rant and a rave for my week.

Rant: This week I’m ranting about SAFARICOM, or as I once saw it written, SUFFERICOM. Listen, I’m a loyal Suffericom customer and most of the time I think they’re the better option but lately, especially where internet is concerned, they’ve been the bitter option for me. In a nutshell: why offer unlimited internet for Kshs. 999 when they don’t have the capacity to handle that much usage? Safaricom: Get your act together and style up! Provide what you offer or don’t offer it at all

Rave: Ooohhhh I am RAVING about my all-time favorite chocolate: Old Jamaica. Trust me when I tell you that it’s a bar of delicious goodness. Yum! For some reason unknown to me, I stopped indulging in this old favorite until my recent re-discovery of my dear old friend. Let me put it this way: Old Jamaica gets you kiss-ready in no time. Nuff said ;)

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When Mia isn't ranting or raving, she keeps a blog in an attempt to live her life to the fullest. Her exploits can be found on "The Yes Trail" at

  • Li

    When I read this story, I was like is this for real??? Funny story too. Well, all I can say is Run.Run.Run as fast as you can and don’t look back……!!!!

  • Mia

    Hahaha Li. Thanks for seeing it my way. For a while, I thought I was crazy or imagining things but it really DID happen like I tell it.

    Come back often and PS: I did RUN! XOXO :)

  • Panty Buns

    It’s always fun to speculate on what another weirdo might have been thinking (I’m a bit of a weirdo myself). Naturally, pervert that I am, my first thought was that when he said he wanted to “flash” you it meant naughty pics on the cellphone camera. Then I realized it might have meant he was cheap and wanted you to call him back so it would go on your bill and not his or possibly was phishing. The fat implication could have been to make you feel insecure, the girlfriend stuff could have been hoping to get lucky or get something from you, but the “wife” comment is a sign that something strange was going on there. The horny comment is probably not totally uncommon amongst weirdos, but the wife comment combined with the other ones would make me want to steer clear.
    Thanks, Mia, for leaving a comment on my “fashion” blog post about the “No Pants Subway Ride” at and your kind words in the comments on your recent blog post at “

  • Mia

    LOL…I can’t believe I didn’t respond to your comment. Panty!!!! it’s so great to “see” you around these woods :) Where were you all those times I needed a guy to decipher what another guy said/meant? In this case though, I was sooo done with this guy. I’m not that big into horoscopes but dude, EVEN the horoscope was telling me to let this one go. So I did, and haven’t had a moment’s regret!

    I was happy to read about the ‘No Pants Subway Ride’ coz I always wished I could witness it myself. I heard that last year they did it on the ACE line but of course I’ve no proof. Aw shucks!

    Pop back around as often as you’d like :)

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